"I heard a *THUNK*, and it was me, pooping in my pants." (For the record: there was no pooping of the pants that preceded, or followed, this statement)
"Is Tramp going to kill Ladies' owners now?"
"Uncle Christian, do you REALLY have a trunk?"
"We don't have a Rooster so Abby Lu woke me up with her meow-doodle-doos."
Megan: "Mom, will you help me ___?"
Robby: "If you want to follow your dreams, you have to do it yourself."
CD player playing 'Book of Mormon Stories' song: "Giv'n this land, if they lived--"
Robby: "Na-ked-LY!"
"Don't give me cold lemonade, because I'M NOT A PENGUIN!"
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