Here's the poop (pun intended): Friday morning we had preschool at our house, and just when everyone was about to start arriving, Robby made a stinky in his diaper. So, I quickly whisked him away to change him. Changing Robby's diaper is always a struggle, because he won't hold
still. But I held him down long enough to get him all cleaned up, and I let him crawl away while I got the clean diaper ready. He made it a few feet away, then he stopped and let out a toot, and just exactly as my mind is scrambling thinking, "Oh, no! Get the diaper underneath him!!" what should happen? Well, I'll refer you to the title of the post. And it wasn't like the nice easy to clean wood floor... it was the play rug in the kids' room. Great. And Megan is standing there making a strange semi-panicked I'm-about-to-puke noise. Double great. I don't want to clean up barf AND poop, all while small children who run around everywhere are
arriving.
So I quickly got Robby over to the bathroom where I start rinsing him off -- because of COURSE he crawled through it-- and then unknowingly get the stuff all over the sink area because it was also still all over his bottom. And of course, then the doorbell rings, me with a naked Robby, bathroom, and bedroom, all three covered in poop. I'm just like, "you have GOT to be kidding me." Luckily the cleanup went very quickly, and Megan was able to get the door for me. But all the while I'm cleaning up I'm thinking, "Sorry Robby, but when you grow up, you're never going to live this one down..."
So this is me, helping ensure that prophecy comes true, by immortalizing the incident on the internet. Bwa ha ha.
And as a side note, because after the fact I realized it and found it very funny: This is a picture of the spot on the rug where he did the deed (don't worry, I removed all the evidence).
Am I the only one who sees the humor here?
1 comment:
Oh! I get it now...it's a volcano erupting! Ha ha!
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