The things that came out of Megan's mouth today

Please can I have another bite of your sludge?  --She knows it's called "fudge," but kept calling it "sludge" this evening.  Should I be insulted?  

Mom, I'm sorry, but I don't want to go to Nana's house.  Zeke will chew on my socks. --Said many times today, sometimes while crying. 

When my bed gets lots of junk in it that turns into mush, then I can have a new little bed.  --Your guess is as good as mine on this one. 

Don't play with my hair.  It's not a toy. --Well, that is true...

I'm going to bite you into little pieces. --A playful threat

That's enough words.  --What she just told me