The allergists voted to scratch it, and the dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
The ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted; the pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!' The psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the radiologists could see right through it, and the surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the plastic surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter." The podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
The anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas; and the cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In the end, the proctologists left the decision up to the a$$holes in Washington.
The gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
The ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted; the pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!' The psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the radiologists could see right through it, and the surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the plastic surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter." The podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
The anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas; and the cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In the end, the proctologists left the decision up to the a$$holes in Washington.
3 comments:
Ha ha! I was thinking the urologists would just want to flush it and the phlebotomists would DRAW a similar conclusion. I think my podiatrist would want to kick it to the curb, and my midwife would say it breeches her conscience so much that it should just head out.
I know all of mine indicate a negative feeling toward the whole thing.... But, if I know you Nortons I'm guessing the anesthesiologist in your house is just NOT FEELIN' IT!
But I absolutely love that last line! I'd say it's an apt description of those that are making the decisions.
Ha ha! Thanks!
Don't forget that:
The gerontologist thought the government offered old school solutions.
The Pulmonologist said he would breathe easier when the stock market recovers.
The Dentist wanted something he could sink his teeth into.
The Hematologist was tired of the whole bloody mess.
The endodontist didn’t think they got to the root of the matter.
The Otolaryngologist was speechless and wouldn’t hear of it.
The Toxicologist wanted an antidote.
The Rheumatologist thought it was a pain in the neck.
The Serologist said a financial infusion was a bad idea.
The immunologist thought it would stimulate a response.
The orthodontist didn’t think it would straighten anything out.
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