Cinderella has really let herself go

Megan's old toothbrush fell a little too close for comfort to the toilet, so she got a new one today. She and Mike picked out this one:
At first I thought it was Fred Flintstone in drag... then I realized it was actually the most mannish representation of Cinderella I have ever seen.
She looks like she has Turner Syndrome... or maybe Prince Charming actually likes his woman to have some good solid child-bearing hips... she looks like she just ate some shellfish she was allergic to... she could be hiding some explosives under that dress... look at that neck! she looks like a female professional wrestler!

I could go on... but I'll spare you. And anyway, Megan is sitting next to me going on and on about how cute and beautiful the Cinderella is. So is it mean for me to mock it so mercilessly? Only if I read what I'm typing out loud...