Two talking kids = twice the kid kwote fun!

From the mouth of Megan:
"Mom! You're an idiot!" - I can honestly say she did not get that from Mike or me. Maybe she's over heard Mike talking about politics. She asked me what 'idiot' meant about 30 minutes earlier, and I guess she just couldn't wait to use it.

"Stop it! You're introducing me!" - Megan had said this to me a few times, and I never knew what she was talking about. Then once Mike was present to translate... introduce = interrupt.

Megan praying: "Please help me to do the things Jesus wants me to do, and please bless me to know how I can protect my sweeties from the little monster."

Blue's Clue's has indoctrinated my child. Example:
Megan: "This Christmas, let's do corn in a cup!"
Me: "... like popcorn in a cup?"
Megan: "No! CORN. *pause* You know, Kwanzaa?"
Me: "We don't celebrate Kwanzaa" (Then I go on to explain how it is a made-up holiday someone invented so they could pretend to celebrate something at Christmas time, too.)
Megan: "Alright then. We'll just do Hanukkah."
Then I explained how Hanukkah is good, but Christmas is even better...
Megan: "I guess we'll just do Christmas, then..." (sounding slightly disappointed)

*sigh* I think I must be falling in love with James.
Me: Why do you think that?
Megan: Because I must be in love. (Then it all went a little bit crazy...)
...and my feet are getting so big and muscley! And soon they'll be big and muscley just like your feet, and I'll wear a thing like this *cups her chest* that you do that's called a bra, and then I'll be a mommy that turns on PBS kids games too! And then I'll learn how to drive a car!

Robby quotage:
"I WANT GOO-GOO! PLEEEEASE."
"Oh, Donald crying... I sorry, Donald!" (Robby consoling a Donald Duck, who was apparently very upset)
"Night night tight!" Goodnight, sleep tight
Robby was in his stroller faced away from me in a doctor's office. He started yelling at the top of his lungs: "Where are you, Mommy? Where are you? I love you Mommy! I love you!"
Anytime Megan walks into the room: "Oh, Hi Megan! Megan, Hi! Megan! MEGAN! HIIII!!!" This continues until she responds to him. It is usually accompanied by him giving her a big hug and kiss, too.